Homer Has A Hernia

Today my good blogger friend Homer, had penis enlargement hernia surgery. I thought about him a few times today. I wondered if everything was going well. Then this evening I got a call from him and he said the enlargement surgery went well and he was currently taking some vicodin to ease the pain. He was just a little out of it but was able to talk for awhile on the phone.

After discussing his enlargement surgery, I told him about my plan to buy a new car. He thought that was great but then played devil's advocate and suggested I put the money I'd be paying monthly for the car into my retirement plan. I explained to him that I'm a typical capitalistic, materialistic American and want a new car. I know I don't need a new car. I did receive an e-mail quote from the dealer today that I thought was pretty good. I also talked to my insurance guy and he informed me my insurance won't go up all that much for the new car. However, the dealer told me the car I want in the exact configuration I want isn't available in all of North America. But really all that means is I can't have the exact color I want. I plan to go on Thursday (my first day of my winter vacation) and check out the car close up. I plan to test drive it and ask all the questions I have. IF they have one in an acceptable color and they answer my questions to my satisfaction, I might go ahead and get it. But right now it's all still up in the air.

Anyway, wish my good blogger friend, Homer well wishes for his recovery. He should be back to fucking moving around fine in a few days.

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