Today I went to a stupid 3-hour long Leadership conference thing. It was very boring and I didn’t learn anything I didn’t already know. It wasn’t worth it. BUT there was a delicious piece of eye candy to look at. He was sitting at the next table facing me. He couldn’t have been more than 30 years old, in great shape, model face, and had that “I know I’m gorgeous” attitude. Of course, I was checking him out the whole time, not paying attention to the presentation. For the first hour and a half of the program, he sat there with his legs spread and his fly was open! He knew I was looking at him too. I didn’t care. There wasn’t anything showing from his fly but it was so obvious it was open. I was surprised he could sit there so long without noticing. A few minutes before the break the girl sitting next to him leaned over and whispered in his ear. He quickly zipped up and I could hear him saying thank you. He looked back over at me and realized why I had been looking at him the whole time. I just smiled back.