The muscle in my shoulder where I got my tetanus shot yesterday is really sore today. The nurse who gave me the shot yesterday told me to rub it and it would feel better. Instead of rubbing that muscle, I surfed over to bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings, downloaded the latest porn clip he posted, and rubbed a different muscle to feel better. I'm feeling much better now. 😉

No, not that kind. The medical kind. I went for my physical today. Since I'm with Kaiser, I never keep a doctor for very long. They always move on. I met my current doctor just a few months ago when I had that little wart. That's when he told me to come in for my physical around my birthday. Before meeting with my doctor the nurse took my vitals, weighed me (their scale is SO off), measured my height, and to my surprise, hooked me up to an EKG machine. I hadn't had an EKG before. I was a little nervous but it was fine. Then she showed me to his office.

After the hellos, he asked me some family questions, medical history, etc. Then he asked me if I was single. I said yes. He then asked if I had a girlfriend. Without even hesitating I said, no, I'm gay. And he, without skipping a beat, asks if I have a partner. I say no. I thought that was very cool of him. You never know how doctors will react. This one reacted well.

Then we go to the examining room and I strip down to my boxer briefs and he starts doing all his things. Touching here, listening there. Then he tells me to lay down and pull the boxer briefs down. He asks if it's okay to check the testicles and I say sure. Now here's one thing to remember when you are having a physical. Don't shave or trim your balls a few days before a doctor will be rolling them between his fingers. He didn't say anything but I did notice a look on his face. Besides his hands being a little chilly, the exam went fine. No testicular cancer. I was wondering when he might tell me to get on my knees for the finger. I didn't have to worry long. He said no prostate exam until I'm 50. Yeah! Even though I'm not a bottom, I wouldn't have minded the finger for medical reasons. He tells me to get dressed and I do. Then he asks when I last had a tetanus shot. I have no idea and can't tell him. So he says I have to have one. He says the nurse will be in to give me the shot. A few minutes later I'm getting jabbed by a sharp needle. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it might. The nurse said it will hurt more in the morning. Then I returned to his office to hear about my test results.

Turns out I am completely healthy. All my test results came back normal. My cholesterol is 178. However, my HDL is a little low and my LDL is a little high. Nothing to be concerned with though. My doctor said to keep exercising. My glucose was normal. My liver function was normal. The EKG was normal as well. Everything is in the normal range. And I'm HIV negative. So everything is good. . . for another 5 years.

On the last Friday of each month our faculty has a birthday breakfast for all the people who had birthdays during that month. Today was the birthday breakfast for those in May. Everyone on the faculty knows my 40th birthday is tomorrow. Also, everyone on the faculty knows me pretty well. I wear plaid shirts everyday. And as soon as it gets warm I wear my plaid shirts with khaki shorts with tennis shoes and short white socks. I’ve been having several birthday celebrations this week so I didn’t think this one would be any different. I dress in my usual uniform. I have on a plaid shirt, my khaki cargo shorts, my tennis shoes and short white socks. I get to school and my classroom door is decorated with black balloons and a big sign that says 40-Aged to Perfection. So I go about my business getting my classroom ready for the day etc. when an announcement is made that the birthday breakfast is ready. I walk over to the library and as I walk in the door I see a sea of plaid shirts with khaki shorts, tennis shoes and white socks. Of our faculty of 65, there must have been 50 people dressed in my uniform. I burst out laughing and they all screamed Happy Birthday! I couldn’t believe it. Some of these people I hardly talk too but they were dressed in my uniform. One of my closest colleagues e-mailed everyone and told them to dress as I do as a great joke for the birthday breakfast. It was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I couldn’t stop laughing. Even my principal was dressed in my uniform. It was just too much. After having breakfast and thinking about it I realized they were both making fun of me and letting me know that they care about me. It was both funny and touching at the same time. I have to hand to Diane, my close colleague, for pulling this off without me finding out. It may not sound as funny here but the scene was extremely humorous. It was great! 40 isn’t so bad and it’s nice to know people like you and care about you.

Following in the footsteps of these guys (BMW, Sparky, and Traveling Spotlight) I decided to write about my work history. Thinking about the past, I realized I've had very few jobs.

1979-1982 – Shakey's Pizza Parlor-Made pizzas, drank beer, ran the cash register, met my first boyfriend, had fun.

1982-1987 – Day Care Center-During the summers off from college I worked at a day care center. I had the 2 and 3 year olds class. I planned lessons and field trips. I learned a lot.

1987-Present – Teacher– Teacher, at the same school, in the same classroom and the same grade for 17 years now.

That's it. Seems as though I'm pretty loyal. I actually love my job and plan to be there until retirement.

I was standing outside with some colleagues after lunch today when a cicada flew right into me and landed on my cheek. Instantly I started screaming, jumping around, and swatting at it like a girl. Of course they can't hurt you but it was a little scary to have it land on my face! It only lasted a few seconds but a few of my colleagues (some I joke with regularly) started chuckling and laughing at my reaction. I felt like such a little girl. I don't think I have gay voice or even act gay (not that it's bad if you do) but I was pretty embarrassed. It was pretty funny though.