I am not poor. I am not sick. I have not lost a spouse. I have not lost a child. I do not have sick, abused or handicapped children. I am not homeless. My house did not burn down. I did not lose my job. I do not live in a ghetto. And I have not suffered an awful catastrophe.

I am betting the chances are pretty slim that Ty and his band of workmen and designers will come to my condo and renovate my kitchen and bathrooms.