Happy Birthday John McCain, you old, stupid, discriminating, memory losing, wife leaving, elitist fuck. With your backwards thinking, warmongering, big business benefiting, Bush loving, house collecting ways, there isn't a chance in hell the American people will put your ass in office.

How appropriate that three years to the day your best friend Bush fucked up New Orleans, another hurricane is on it's way to mess up your group grope in Minneapolis. Surely all your religious wing nut friends will see this as a sign that you shouldn't be allowed to fuck up the country like your buddy Bush did in the last eight years.

Have a great birthday, you douche.