Don't you hate it when. . .

-you go to work in the morning and it's sunny and nice and you come home at the end of the day and it's pouring down rain and you did not bring your umbrella?

-you sit in a meeting for 40 minutes then go to the bathroom, look in the mirror and realize you've had a boog hangin in your nose the whole time?

-you get all comfy on your couch to watch your favorite show and your best friend calls and you miss half the show talking to him?

-what you think is a fart turns out to be a Hershey squirt?

-you leave popcorn in the microwave too long and it burns?

-the mood is right, the porn is hot, the lube is wet, you jerk and jerk and jerk and you just can't cum?

-there is nothing on TV to watch even though you have over 300 channels?

-you've read 47 pages of a 208 page novel and you have no idea what the story is about?

-you get a pubic hair at the back of your throat and you feel it for hours after sex?

I hate when that happens.