Mother Nature has been teasing me for a few weeks now. Since the weather turned cold she has been sprinkling snow flakes in my face off and on for days. Now she says she’ll be giving us a bit more tomorrow and maybe some Friday morning. If that bitch doesn’t come through this time and give me a day off, I’ll cut her. I’ll cut a bitch!

Not only do I need a day off, but I also need some measurable snow to make me believe it’s actually winter. Maybe that bitch is reacting to all the talk of global warming but she’s certainly making us feel it’s not true with the temperatures she’s been sending our way. If she wants me to believe it’s winter, she better come through with the goods tomorrow and Friday morning. Then I’ll believe in her again.