Poop. Crap. Shit. Dump. Everyone does it. You have to or you’d explode. The thing is, not many people talk about it. It’s almost a taboo subject. Generally I’m a pretty regular guy. However, when I travel or visit someone my body realizes I’m not in the comfort of my own home and shuts down. My body just says nope, not here, it’s not home. So I end up not going until I get home. I’ve worked at the same place for 18 years but have never taken a poop at work. I know some people can just go anywhere at anytime. There’s a guy at work who goes everyday at the same time and is proud of it. He talks about it like it’s a big accomplishment. I’m just not like that.

What about when you’re dating someone? When does your body realize it’s okay to poop at their place? Again, my body shuts down and won’t let that happen. I’ve been spending a lot of time with W. lately. Each weekend I spend with him my body just won’t let it happen. It hasn’t realized that his place is safe. It usually takes me a long time to feel comfortable to poop at someone else’s place. So imagine my surprise this weekend when my body realized W.’s place is safe and let me have a poop. I was amazed! I think that says a lot about how comfortable I feel at W.’s place when my body let’s that happen. I was pleased. And there’s nothing like the feeling after a good dump. hahahaha