It seems like I had a really shitty day. Almost everything I attempted today when to shit. I won’t go into all the details but I did drop a half gallon of milk on the floor in the kitchen this afternoon. It burst open and sprayed milk all over everything. It hit the cabinets, the dishwasher, the stove, the table and chairs, and the walls! It looked like an elephant got excited and shot a load all over my kitchen.